heres some things i've learned from the first year:
5 hour breaks sound glorious. they're actually quite horrid, as you will sit on your laptop doing absolutely nothing, and go crazy with your best friend.
isolation is the only solution to procrastination.
it IS possible to finish a 3 page paper the morning its due, you just want to rip your face off in the end.
the best sitting area, is next to a power outlet.
wings night is gods gift to a hungry, broke, student.
sparknotes is god's gift to an english student.
if you are talking to your bestfriend about the boys you stalk, make sure they have left the vicinity of the psych building, and actually aren't behind you putting cream in their coffees.
always go to the bullshit first day class. that piece of paper they hand out, is actually quite important.
Linda Houle is the devil of english professors.
dont trust Linda Houle when she tells you when your final is.
tech theatre kids are cool (ie carley). the snobby bitch drama kids in your dramatic lit class ... are not.
sociology actually sucks. dont listen to people when they tell you its awesome.
English professor Bill Bunn teaches you to make sentences sexy.
Leggings are a lazy way of looking good.
a ticket master in the basement is gods gift to me.
All your money will be spent on food, and concert tickets.
Bento Boxes are a cheap way of eating delicious food.
Packaged cookies will keep you from starving during exam week.
the library isnt as quiet as you'd wished it be.
going to your best friend jennifer's house instead of anthro class ends in 2 failed miterms and a W grade. but thats ok, because i like jennifer and her house.
its possible to teach yourself an entire course before the final, and pass.
a D grade counts as a pass.
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